waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp

arctic-at-the-junkey:

Alex Turner + Combing 

Alex and Matt on The Kevin & Bean Show - x

Alex Turner speaking german
Arctic Monkeys

Alex Turner trying to say “Don’t sit down cause i’ve moved your chair” in German.

  • other girls: starbucks, shopping, iphones, boy drama, yoga pants, john green, uggs
  • me: gelled hair, leather jacket, sunglasses 24/7, horrible dancing, long romantic nights with miles kane, i am alex turner