andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me


"There was a lot of sitting up on my own all night long battling with the puzzle this time, probably more than before. I had a dartboard in the back garden, and I’d throw arrows as I’d sit there trying to write. There was definitely some symmetry in how the words were going and where the darts would land; a fair amount of missing the board altogether brought me the occasional treble 20." — Alex on the making of AM
"There was a lot of sitting up on my own all night long battling with the puzzle this time, probably more than before. I had a dartboard in the back garden, and I’d throw arrows as I’d sit there trying to write. There was definitely some symmetry in how the words were going and where the darts would land; a fair amount of missing the board altogether brought me the occasional treble 20." — Alex on the making of AM

dianehunt:

*runs to the fridge hungry*

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*finds nothing I like to eat*

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iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

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connespringer:

people trust me with their children

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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mardy-arabella:

just take a look at their faces..

mardy-arabella:

just take a look at their faces..